Do you know how much cattle crap a herd of 100 Texas Longhorns can drop?
No, that's not a Trivial Pursuit question. I'm watching the golf cart brigade of pooper scoopers rolling down Main Street right now. It's a mess. Who thinks up these stunts?
It's Stampede Week in Dallas. There's a rodeo championship at American Airlines Center. Gospel singers in Pegasus Square. Whoopee! I thought that's why we have Fort Worth.
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